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chickaboom

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LIMERICKS
« on: February 26, 2016, 12:00:36 PM »

I know of a particular forum
Where some poster have no decorum
All they can do is throw crap at the crew
Who try their utmost best to ignorum
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Mango4me

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2016, 02:27:01 PM »

That is not a limerick
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2016, 02:36:25 PM »

You are right. Should be five lines - aabba
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2016, 02:47:15 PM »

The limerick’s birth is unclear:
Its genesis owed much to Lear.
It started as clean,
But soon went obscene.
And this split haunts its later career.


OE Parrott
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2016, 02:57:06 PM »

Well that's original.... ::)
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 02:58:23 PM »

D'oh..it IS a limerick. 

No indication that limericks posted here need to be original either.

Where is your limerick?  :blank:
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Mango4me

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2016, 03:08:39 PM »

The limerick's never averse

To expressing itself in a terse

Economical style,

And yet, all the while,

The limerick's always a verse.


PS Sam, not original either.  OMG what will happen now?   Will I be struck down in shame?
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2016, 03:09:21 PM »

I'm not really good at them. Sure, I could c&p from google but was looking forward to reading some from posters here.
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2016, 03:12:09 PM »

"PS Sam, not original either.  OMG what will happen now?   Will I be struck down in shame?"

I hope not. Just disappointing...
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Mango4me

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2016, 03:17:55 PM »

Sorry, I am not going to lower myself into the filth that was hoped for in the OP and elsewhere.

They can wallow in it forever.
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2016, 03:27:10 PM »

I'm not really good at them. Sure, I could c&p from google but was looking forward to reading some from posters here.

Invite she-ele over >:D Then your disappointment can be remedied.

"But soon went obscene" ... I liked that bit in the one I posted.
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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2016, 03:30:02 PM »

Poddy has a shiny gun,
he left it lying in the sun
When he woke
His gun was broke
Gunless bloke that ain't no joke.
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Cheers

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2016, 03:32:00 PM »

Sam made the ladies quite jealous
Zin and cheers in fact were quite zealous
They vied for attention
And stuff we can't mention
Which one is the victor, do tell us.

Poor taste and uncalled for.

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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2016, 03:33:05 PM »

I agree....using limericks doesn't disguise the intent.
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2016, 03:35:15 PM »

Ahhh Chicka..Would love to answer you with a limerick but, alas...
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