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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2016, 03:36:27 PM »

So unless you can write a limerick that is nasty or offensive about another poster (s) you won't bother?
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2016, 03:37:23 PM »

I'm not really good at them. Sure, I could c&p from google but was looking forward to reading some from posters here.

Invite she-ele over >:D Then your disappointment can be remedied.

"But soon went obscene" ... I liked that bit in the one I posted.

Could you?  Please?  >:D She'd be more likely to accept  ;D
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Gossamer

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2016, 03:38:33 PM »

A South Australian identity named Chicka
Apparently finds the  crazy need to bicker
Her audience tries to be gallant
But she wastes her obvious talent
And now they nastily want to flick her.

Remember it is a limerick only :-*
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Cheers

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2016, 03:39:11 PM »

Sam made the ladies quite jealous
Zin and cheers in fact were quite zealous
They vied for attention
And stuff we can't mention
Which one is the victor, do tell us.

WTF would you write odoriferous brown stuff that sticks to your shoes like that?

It's the kind of stuff that starts rumours and innuendo.

Funny how you haven't created a limerick about you lot that were going on about giving each other Felatio FFS!

That's just scummy and no different to the little ditties that the Stringers made up about people and posted in their thread a few years ago.
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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2016, 03:40:46 PM »

An identity mmm
Makes me sound famous lol
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2016, 03:42:41 PM »

Sam made the ladies quite jealous
Zin and cheers in fact were quite zealous
They vied for attention
And stuff we can't mention
Which one is the victor, do tell us.

WTF would you write odoriferous brown stuff that sticks to your shoes like that?

It's the kind of stuff that starts rumours and innuendo.

Funny how you haven't created a limerick about you lot that were going on about giving each other Felatio FFS!

That's just scummy and no different to the little ditties that the Stringers made up about people and posted in their thread a few years ago.

Agree.
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2016, 03:43:02 PM »

So unless you can write a limerick that is nasty or offensive about another poster (s) you won't bother?

Stop being silly Kimmy.  I didn't say that.  I'd like to be able to come up with them about anything.  That's the idea, isnt it?

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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2016, 03:43:28 PM »

At least some people here have a sense of humor.
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Cheers

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2016, 03:43:44 PM »

An identity mmm
Makes me sound famous lol

Nope, just notorious.
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Cheers

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2016, 03:48:12 PM »

At least some people here have a sense of humor.

You mean all the people sitting at your table for one?

That wasn't humour, it was just scummy.
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2016, 03:49:15 PM »

Yep ( table for one). :laugh:
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2016, 03:49:36 PM »

Well this is a bit awkward now.....I assumed Chicka saw the marriage proposal  O0 ;D
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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2016, 03:50:32 PM »

Cheers has a habit of writing smut
When anyone else does says WTF
Don't try to dish out
What you can't take back
Cause I'm afraid you won't have any luck
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2016, 03:51:34 PM »

You really should have started this thread in the bicker section.
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Cheers

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2016, 03:58:18 PM »

Well this is a bit awkward now.....I assumed Chicka saw the marriage proposal  O0 ;D

Yes, but people following that would know the context.

and yeah, it is awkward, cos now i am not game to interact with you and muck around with you. next thing ya know the Stringers will have that twisted into you and I having an affair!

That sort of personal "ditty", up there is fodder for the snarks to twist into their own little rumours and innuendo and cause trouble for people.
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