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Gossamer

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2016, 04:02:04 PM »

A group of people sat down  for dinner
A joker, a  humorist,  a satirist and a grinner
They all dined on food of dubious concoction
Carefully biting and tasting the artistic construction
Finally pronouncing the chilled white wine The Winner
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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2016, 04:04:51 PM »

That's very good.
Someones getting the hang of it.
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2016, 04:06:45 PM »

A group of people sat down  for dinner
A joker, a  humorist,  a satirist and a grinner
They all dined on food of dubious concoction
Carefully biting and tasting the artistic construction
Finally pronouncing the chilled white wine The Winner

Very good
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2016, 04:12:54 PM »

"Yes, but people following that would know the context."

Cheers, seriously, since when has context made any difference when it comes to suiting an agenda?  Someone has probably already twisted and spread it..
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Icyfroth

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2016, 04:16:33 PM »

There once was a poster called Chicka
Whose limericks made ppl snicker
She was also renowned
for comments profound
which often delivered a kicker.
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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2016, 04:17:31 PM »

So, Cheers, I can only imagine by your reaction
that your marriage proposal was a serious one ?
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Kim

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2016, 04:26:42 PM »

I like that one too, icy.. very good
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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2016, 04:26:56 PM »

It's extremely hard to have any kind of fun around
Here. Good one Icy.

A sultry vixen named  Icy
Sweet yet incredibly spicy
Gave foe a good run
But twas all in good fun
Especially when it came to that micy.
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Poddy

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #38 on: February 26, 2016, 05:04:54 PM »

I think I might try my hand at this :)

Kim is a bit of a farce
Her synaptic connections are sparse
Into every thread she does leap
Her beak to herself she should keep
To avoid being a pain in the arse
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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2016, 05:06:24 PM »

:)
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2016, 05:15:19 PM »

I think I might try my hand at this :)

Kim is a bit of a farce
Her synaptic connections are sparse
Into every thread she does leap
Her beak to herself she should keep
To avoid being a pain in the arse

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chickaboom

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2016, 05:35:18 PM »

If we must bicker all day long
Why not put it into song
Songs are long
and take some time
In that case put it into rhyme
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sam

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2016, 08:08:58 PM »


I think this belongs here


There once was a woman named Kim
Who wouldn't stop wagging her chin
Do you hear that squawking?
It's just her loud talking
Her mouth is a tape on repeat

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Icyfroth

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2016, 10:00:08 PM »

 ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Gossamer

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Re: LIMERICKS
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2016, 12:32:53 PM »

There once was a group on ebay,
Who argued and argued all day,
They fell foul of the minder,
And went all-out with a blinder,
For now, they're back on display.
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