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Icyfroth

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String Joke
« on: March 10, 2016, 04:13:48 PM »




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yellow bird

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Re: String Joke
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2016, 11:25:19 PM »

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Poddy

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Re: String Joke
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2016, 11:30:56 PM »

Bartender:  OK OK don't get your knickers in a knot, have one on the house
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lightningdance

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Re: String Joke
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2016, 11:33:27 PM »

Lol yellow :)
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Re: String Joke
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2016, 11:44:31 PM »

A guy walks in to a bar and walks up to the bar, the bartender is a knotted string, he orders a beer but the bartender appeared not to hear so he orders a beer louder. the bartender says Keep your shirt on, cant you see in a bit tied up at the moment?
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Re: String Joke
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2016, 01:25:10 AM »

I always thought that Strings were responsible for making sammiches!
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