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Frownland

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Re: Joke
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2016, 04:25:53 PM »

 i know a few jokes , none of them are particularly funny .  :blank:
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ibis

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Re: Joke
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2016, 06:25:39 PM »

and socialist jokes aren't funny....
Unless everybody gets them
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Frownland

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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2016, 06:32:59 PM »

and socialist jokes aren't funny....
Unless everybody gets them

they aren't socialist jokes  ,  people like you are mate  O0
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ibis

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Re: Joke
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2016, 06:39:49 PM »

LL your just the same ;D
took a while to click...
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Frownland

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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2016, 06:42:26 PM »

LL your just the same ;D
took a while to click...

a lot of the time i wish i could change ibis , thing is i'm stuck in 2007  :laugh:
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ibis

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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2016, 06:47:34 PM »

youve always been a good sport...dont change
you give me odoriferous brown stuff that sticks to your shoes i give you odoriferous brown stuff that sticks to your shoes its never gotten nasty
ive always liked you
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Frownland

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Re: Joke
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2016, 06:54:15 PM »

     it pays to have a thick skin cobber  :)
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ibis

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Re: Joke
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2016, 07:02:40 PM »

odoriferous brown stuff that sticks to your shoes....... :laugh:OK
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Icyfroth

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Re: Joke
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2016, 04:55:22 PM »

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter

Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his.

The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said:

"Hey! If your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied: "Of course, how much was the roast?".

"$7.98" said the butcher.

A few days later, the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.

Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.00
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Icyfroth

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Re: Joke
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2016, 11:23:55 AM »

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Gossamer

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Re: Joke
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2016, 12:27:38 PM »

 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2016, 04:02:40 PM »

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lightningdance

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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2016, 10:34:47 AM »

LL your just the same ;D
took a while to click...

Hi ibis, what  a good guesser you are. LOL
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lightningdance

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Re: Joke
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2016, 10:39:22 AM »

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
The elephant looked down toward the river.
Suddenly the ant bit the elephant.
Why?

Because the  ants wife was bathing in the river.
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Poddy

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Re: Joke
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2016, 02:56:29 PM »

Without any trunks?
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I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant
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